The Hormone Guide

By Jean on May 21, 2009

Women will understand this.

Men should memorize this.

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life into his own hands.

This handy guide should be carried around like a driver's license and in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other.

DANGEROUS	SAFER	SAFEST	ULTRA SAFE
What's for dinner?	Can I help you with dinner?	Where would you like to go for dinner?	Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?	You sure look good in brown!	WOW! Look at you!	Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?	Could we be overreacting?	Here's my paycheck.	Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?	You know, there are a lot of apples left.	Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?	Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?	I hope you didn't over-do it today.	I've always loved you in that robe!	Here, have some wine.

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